Fedfebfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous centaur.

Fedfebfeb created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedfebfeb, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedfebfeb, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fedfebfeb's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fedfebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Fedfebfeb first in all things.

5. Retreat if three snakes approach from the north.