Timdumvan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy cat.

Timdumvan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timdumvan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Timdumvan, she will come to you in dreams.

Timdumvan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Timdumvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always obey Timdumvan's priests.

4. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

5. Never feed cherries to monkeys while wearing black shorts.