Boggarmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent hummingbird.

Boggarmob created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggarmob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Boggarmob, she will turn you into a frog.

Boggarmob's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Boggarmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Run away if seven ants approach from the south.

3. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always remove ear rings before touching copper.