Kopyaklarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish warg.

Kopyaklarn created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Kopyaklarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kopyaklarn, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kopyaklarn's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kopyaklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away from cyan birds, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing indigo shirts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Kopyaklarn in the centre of the settlement.