Farnxemstan Sandvegyat Wipdidmil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying tapir.

Farnxemstan Sandvegyat Wipdidmil created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnxemstan Sandvegyat Wipdidmil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Farnxemstan Sandvegyat Wipdidmil, it will have a low opinion of you.

Farnxemstan Sandvegyat Wipdidmil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Farnxemstan Sandvegyat Wipdidmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Farnxemstan Sandvegyat Wipdidmil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mention snakes.