Sakgantif Tanbitwit Tencuss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic wren.

Sakgantif Tanbitwit Tencuss created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakgantif Tanbitwit Tencuss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakgantif Tanbitwit Tencuss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sakgantif Tanbitwit Tencuss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sakgantif Tanbitwit Tencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Always take life seriously.