Linwabzak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced alligator.

Linwabzak created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linwabzak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Linwabzak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Linwabzak's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Linwabzak's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Never feed corn to frogs while wearing black shirts.

3. Do not consume limes at dawn.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always wear gray.