Lidnursag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest eagle.

Lidnursag created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnursag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidnursag, she will not care at all.

Lidnursag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lidnursag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Run away if six shrews approach from the north.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about gulls.