Ranmitrag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless troll.

Ranmitrag created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmitrag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ranmitrag, it will turn you into a rock.

Ranmitrag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ranmitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.