Higpopgan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous penguin.

Higpopgan created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Higpopgan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higpopgan, it will turn you into a rat.

Higpopgan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Higpopgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to swans while wearing skirts.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not wear red clothing.