Bifbossgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying badger.

Bifbossgeb created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbossgeb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bifbossgeb, he will cry a lot.

Bifbossgeb's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bifbossgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic on holy days.

2. Never gather nine sheep in one place.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.