Nanlen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered pigeon.

Nanlen created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanlen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nanlen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nanlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing red hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your legs.