Min is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate clam.

Min created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Min, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Min, he will torture you forever.

Min's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Min's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Min.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never think about dark energy near bats while wearing violet jumpers and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near aardvarks while wearing red skirts and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.