Inghapxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive chinchilla.

Inghapxuck created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Inghapxuck, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Inghapxuck, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Inghapxuck's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Inghapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to whales while wearing purple shirts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.