Latboptabcubbuncatlenont is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever spider.

Latboptabcubbuncatlenont created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latboptabcubbuncatlenont, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Latboptabcubbuncatlenont, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Latboptabcubbuncatlenont's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Latboptabcubbuncatlenont's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Latboptabcubbuncatlenont.

3. Hide if eight voles approach from the south.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing indigo trousers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.