Appjipomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm hydra.

Appjipomt created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appjipomt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Appjipomt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Appjipomt's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Appjipomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

2. Appjipomt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never wear ear rings.