Raw is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, egotistical octopus.

Raw created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raw, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Raw, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Raw's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Hide if eight geese approach from the east.