Pidvegtab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, slow narwhal.

Pidvegtab created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidvegtab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidvegtab, he will come to you in dreams.

Pidvegtab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pidvegtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pidvegtab loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention great tits.