Yikbugnartquam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful wasp.

Yikbugnartquam created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbugnartquam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikbugnartquam, it will turn you into a goat.

Yikbugnartquam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yikbugnartquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Never gather five goats in one place.

4. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.