Fudboggudnullshavnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent hydra.

Fudboggudnullshavnurt created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudboggudnullshavnurt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fudboggudnullshavnurt, she will not invite you to parties.

Fudboggudnullshavnurt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fudboggudnullshavnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Do not jump at forests.

4. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

5. Never sit in winter.