Genrulvil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying faun.

Genrulvil created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Genrulvil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Genrulvil, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Genrulvil's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Genrulvil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hop near shrews.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.