Tin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful crow.

Tin created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near swans.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help voles in need.