Hadbellist is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient centipede.

Hadbellist created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbellist, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hadbellist, he will not care at all.

Hadbellist's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hadbellist's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. You must love Hadbellist.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ducks while wearing orange shorts and balancing four nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.