Zedceb is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind dolphin.

Zedceb created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedceb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedceb, he will turn you into a mouse.

Zedceb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zedceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near dolphins while wearing yellow trousers.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

3. Never gather four horses near towers.

4. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.