Henarfwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful hamster.

Henarfwab created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henarfwab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Henarfwab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Henarfwab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Henarfwab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if five ants approach from the west.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.