Hamlunbag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Hamlunbag created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamlunbag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hamlunbag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hamlunbag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hamlunbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never feed figs to dogs while wearing hats.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hamlunbag.