Cabpogwat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish crane.

Cabpogwat created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabpogwat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cabpogwat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cabpogwat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cabpogwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cabpogwat's priests.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.