Flaglagdog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring fly.

Flaglagdog created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flaglagdog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flaglagdog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flaglagdog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flaglagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Flaglagdog on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not commit murder.
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