Kopkippib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring fox.

Kopkippib created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopkippib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kopkippib, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kopkippib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kopkippib's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.