Stipxingessfat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome porpoise.

Stipxingessfat created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stipxingessfat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stipxingessfat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stipxingessfat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stipxingessfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place apples upon stone.

2. Always help ants.

3. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stipxingessfat.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.