Gedbifjig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, loving wyvern.

Gedbifjig created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedbifjig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedbifjig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gedbifjig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gedbifjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before touching copper.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

5. Do not cook food in pots.