Govmilwee is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring squirrel.

Govmilwee created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govmilwee, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govmilwee, it will cry a lot.

Govmilwee's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Govmilwee's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed tomatoes to ducks while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.