Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional goblin.

Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always obey Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk's priests.

5. You must pray to Tigsitgamsogdabgilbestvonk eight times a day.