Hogfignart Kapfummon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate armadillo.

Hogfignart Kapfummon created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hogfignart Kapfummon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hogfignart Kapfummon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hogfignart Kapfummon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hogfignart Kapfummon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always remove kilts before touching copper.