Mipsisbut is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, almighty zebra.

Mipsisbut created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mipsisbut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipsisbut, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mipsisbut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mipsisbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Always stare at clouds.