Tabwandam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered spider.

Tabwandam created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tabwandam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tabwandam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tabwandam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tabwandam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tabwandam's priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear coats.