Zigkiplag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless coyote.

Zigkiplag created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigkiplag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zigkiplag, it will be very sad.

Zigkiplag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Zigkiplag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed strawberries to cats while wearing gray shoes.

3. Worship no other gods but Zigkiplag.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the north.