Lipdotbud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent jackal.

Lipdotbud created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Lipdotbud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lipdotbud, it will turn you into a rat.

Lipdotbud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lipdotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Run away if eight mice approach from the north.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.