Ciddabnab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing giraffe.

Ciddabnab created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciddabnab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ciddabnab, he will destroy your home planet.

Ciddabnab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ciddabnab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ciddabnab loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Feed all hungry voles.