Wigveghimzanflig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying camel.

Wigveghimzanflig created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigveghimzanflig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wigveghimzanflig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wigveghimzanflig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wigveghimzanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Wigveghimzanflig's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Wigveghimzanflig.
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