Bomlatquill is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate
crab.
Bomlatquill created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bomlatquill, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bomlatquill, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Bomlatquill's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Bomlatquill's Holy Commandments1. You must love Bomlatquill.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always help hamsters.
4. Feed all hungry gulls.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.