Misguplun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud swallow.

Misguplun created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misguplun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misguplun, she will remove you from existence.

Misguplun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Misguplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while clean.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Always maintain patience during fasting days.