Bifyatvin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful dove.

Bifyatvin created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bifyatvin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bifyatvin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bifyatvin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bifyatvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of badgers.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bifyatvin.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.