Piblogshav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful gnu.

Piblogshav created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piblogshav, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Piblogshav, he will send you a sign.

Piblogshav's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Piblogshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.