Listlanflig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional eagle.

Listlanflig created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Listlanflig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listlanflig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Listlanflig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Listlanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Listlanflig loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.
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