Flisjonrip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, impressive lobster.

Flisjonrip created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisjonrip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flisjonrip, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flisjonrip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flisjonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Flisjonrip loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.