Stafdav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic rat.

Stafdav created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafdav, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stafdav, she will turn you into a plant.

Stafdav's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stafdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not consume bread at dawn.