Gombepstragflamlik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous dragonfly.

Gombepstragflamlik created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombepstragflamlik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gombepstragflamlik, she will curse you with boils.

Gombepstragflamlik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gombepstragflamlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Hide if six doves approach from the west.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.