Carbumxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered raven.

Carbumxuc created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carbumxuc, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carbumxuc, she will have a low opinion of you.

Carbumxuc's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Carbumxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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