Nul is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, strong octopus.

Nul created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nul, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nul, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nul's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.