Nardodrakhon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent goose.

Nardodrakhon created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Nardodrakhon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nardodrakhon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nardodrakhon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nardodrakhon's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed onions to gulls while wearing magenta shirts.

5. Never speak at dawn.