Pitnantabbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered porpoise.

Pitnantabbat created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitnantabbat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pitnantabbat, it will strike you with lightening.

Pitnantabbat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pitnantabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitnantabbat.