Fedyoggun is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic dog.

Fedyoggun created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyoggun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fedyoggun, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fedyoggun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fedyoggun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fedyoggun's name in vain.

2. Never skip near mice.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedyoggun.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.