Misbotrenbon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish aardvark.

Misbotrenbon created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Misbotrenbon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Misbotrenbon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Misbotrenbon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Misbotrenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about dark energy.