Shavgabfen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous chicken.

Shavgabfen created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgabfen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavgabfen, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Shavgabfen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Shavgabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never record names.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. You must love Shavgabfen.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.