Pashasflat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous fairy.

Pashasflat created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Pashasflat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pashasflat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pashasflat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pashasflat's Holy Commandments

1. Pashasflat loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pashasflat.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention snakes.