Langillarg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic lion.

Langillarg created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Langillarg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Langillarg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Langillarg's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Langillarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six squirrels in a large pit.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Put Langillarg first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.