Quattadbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful wyrm.

Quattadbonk created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quattadbonk, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quattadbonk, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quattadbonk's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Quattadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Never gather five geese in one place.

5. Never cross forests at dusk.