Higcinpom Litdossmis is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful skunk.

Higcinpom Litdossmis created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Higcinpom Litdossmis, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higcinpom Litdossmis, she will destroy your home planet.

Higcinpom Litdossmis' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Higcinpom Litdossmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Higcinpom Litdossmis on top of important buildings.