Dossdimrakkip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic crocodile.

Dossdimrakkip created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdimrakkip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossdimrakkip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dossdimrakkip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dossdimrakkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.