Bodsagwad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing frog.

Bodsagwad created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodsagwad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodsagwad, he will cry a lot.

Bodsagwad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bodsagwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head green.

2. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never mark doors with pink.