Tafgofgod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking spider.

Tafgofgod created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgofgod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tafgofgod, it will not care.

Tafgofgod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tafgofgod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.