Panvegwad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unfair wasp.

Panvegwad created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panvegwad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Panvegwad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Panvegwad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Panvegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Hide if eight turtles approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed grapes to swans while wearing rings.