Getbondap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless bird.

Getbondap created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Getbondap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getbondap, it will curse you with boils.

Getbondap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Getbondap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Never feed peanuts to doves while wearing skirts.