Satbissnegyogfutdon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, staggering walrus.

Satbissnegyogfutdon created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satbissnegyogfutdon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Satbissnegyogfutdon, she will turn you into a snail.

Satbissnegyogfutdon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Satbissnegyogfutdon's Holy Commandments

1. Satbissnegyogfutdon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.