Pagbugmin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty spider.

Pagbugmin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbugmin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pagbugmin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pagbugmin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pagbugmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to tortoises while wearing black hats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Pagbugmin.