Narafcabfobbim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome porpoise.

Narafcabfobbim created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Narafcabfobbim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narafcabfobbim, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Narafcabfobbim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narafcabfobbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing brown hats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Narafcabfobbim on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.