Kemdudhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless giraffe.

Kemdudhap created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemdudhap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kemdudhap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kemdudhap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kemdudhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always obey Kemdudhap's priests.

5. Never eat bark.