Pinfunquill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical salamander.

Pinfunquill created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Pinfunquill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pinfunquill, he will cry a lot.

Pinfunquill's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pinfunquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing north.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to tapirs while wearing gray hats.

5. Always stare at clouds.