Tarcemab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing skunk.

Tarcemab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarcemab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarcemab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tarcemab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tarcemab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

2. You must love Tarcemab.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.